PPC

With the start of the new term our misadventures have been few and less dangerous as we are used to. However we are not lost Wk 2 was marked with the establishment of the PPC [if you do not belong to the PPC you shall never know what the PPC is]. This has been a funny occurence during lunch when a set of 5 boys walk down the midlleof the quad waving their oloured sticks and having people just stare as though "F*** they are retarded" and we simply reply by going "I should of got another". But we the PPC are still dissapointed by the Canteens mis-handling of our vital source of energy not yet have we recieved 1 that has no ice or the stick isn't covered from it melting then freezing. NOT HAPPY JAN!!!

Also the introduction of hand-ball into lunch timehas been a welcomed accompaniment. Where many a people sit or stand around to watch Aaron our simple minded friend, try to hit a ball in mid-air or yell at someone else for hitting it so hard. His inability to put hand to ball (haha read that again (=......) is so bloody funny even Tristan our twiggly little stick has been known to last one rally and to even touch the ball.

P.S NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE (party boi)